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My Episode III Review

Don’t know if you caught my review - but you commented on the one scene that almost made soda shoot through my nose when I watched the film… i.e. the birth of Vadar… Fuck - that should have been the best scene in the film - but it was quite literally the worst scene in cinematic history… So bad its good (in a very ironic way)… so bad that I will be making fun of it for the rest of my life….


andre at 2005-05-22 18:32:55

tania said: Actually, I believe the dialogue was: “You’re so beautiful.” “It’s only because I’m so in love.” “No — it’s because I’m in love with you.” “Love has blinded you.”

(It’s equally stupid.)

I blame Hayden Christensen for much of the suckiness of the film. I think that a good actor (who can actually look mean and has more than one tone!) could’ve added some dignity to the crappy dialogue.

The last bit with the Darth Vader outfit was very cool. The volcanoe scenes were cool too. Apparently, that’s actually footage of Mt. Etna. at 2005-05-23 01:21:06

Darth Vader said: may the bank account be with you———-luc as at 2005-05-23 09:04:31

(BigDaddy)[] said: Episode III has simply convinced me that Lucas is a hack and lucked into the greatest film franchise in history. My daughter (who is almost 6) comes up with more convincing dialogue when she’s playing with her Barbies.

At least Ewan MacGregor played Obi Wan with some dignity… at 2005-05-24 04:03:14

Unc Charles said: seen some rubbish in my time but this latest lucas offering takes the biscuit.Ive hung up my light sabre and Im gonna go play with the good ole DARLEKS………..e x t e r m i n a t e……….. May the farce be with someone else. at 2005-05-25 08:46:41